I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop
reblog if you want a relationship like this
WHEN PEOPLE SAY YOU HAVE PRIVILEGE THEY ARE NOT SAYING THAT YOU DON’T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS
THEY ARE SAYING YOU DO NOT HAVE THE SPECIFIC PROBLEMS THAT COME FROM OPPRESSION
THIS IS NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT
i dont know what i expected when i googled “hideous nipple” but it wasn’t this.
NOt a big fan of the internet :/ any alternatives?
i’ m an advocate for screaming at the night sky
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.
Hi everyone! What began as a quest for a simple white/gray one-piece to wear all the cute AC tights with turned into a dress with 8 different colors!
Here’s a simple frilled dress with a button down top and a bow in the front. It comes in 8 colors: Neutral white (Lily), cream (Milk Tea), and grey/black (Stormy) as well as Blueberry, Soda, Strawberry and Grape colors. No orange, it’s simply impossible with the colors offered in-game. :(
Im gonna be leavin this out right here right now so y’all understand whas goin in.
-gotta be followin the yiff master right here
-reblogs count reblog as much as you want reblog the fuck out of it i dont care
-likes count too but id prefer reblogs
-this is available for pretty much…
lucas bit my ass and this truly terrifying thing happened
Booty so powerful his soul is trapped inside
Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them.
How was this even caught on camera?
did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet
Did you know that pound for pound, house cats are THE most efficient land predators?
Cats are better than you.
what do lesbians do when they’re both on their period
IM DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE OMG